Rooster Knife
Posted April 12, 2009
By admin
Rooster Knife
make a story...?
using Chuck Norris, a grocery store, a knife, a rooster, a rubber band, Dr. Evil, and a lightbulb. 10 POINTS TO BEST ANSWER!!!
There was once a rooster named Bob. Bob was a very bad rooster, he was very bloodthirsty, and his eyes were red with bloodlust. One day Bob was at the grocery store, he was shopping for lightbulbs BUT THEN! Chuck Norris comes out of nowhere fighting the sinister Dr. Evil! This fight worked up Bob... Bob very much wanted blood so Bob pulled out his Knife with his lucky rubberband around it and charged into the fight!
Not 5 seconds into the fight and Bob had already killed Dr. Evil, he was about to finish of Chuck Norris when he turned around and said to Bob: "Bob... I am your father!"
"Aw what the F!#% !" said Bob, "That's just !@#$ed up man!"
"Yes I know," replied Chuck, "... I was desperate once."
Bob stopped to think about what he was doing, should he kill his father? or... let him live and maybe they could start a new life! But as Bob was thinking, Chuck Norris jumped on Bob and crushed his head inbetween his thighs.
THE END.
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